"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"
"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager
"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is
can i stay at your place? no hobo
”brah help me im falling off this cliff brah”
”but brah i cant grab your hand thats hand holding and thats gay brah”